Trans people will Outlive the united states
absolutelynotclassicusernam-blog:
Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from “banal” to “insightful” on the input side and “kind of deep” to “incredibly fucking dumb” on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.
#i stuck the word ‘banal’ in there twice specifically so that 'anal’ would be low hanging fruit#but i genuinely did not anticipate 'banana’ –@prokopetz
pisses me off that gender is just pattern recognition thats been drilled into us since birth. why didnt they teach us something important instead like which snakes are venomous
When I finish this whale shark lamp all 4 of you are gonna be So I’m pressed
She glows now, just so you know, and she’s full of string deliciöusee string
Are you gonna show us the lamp? 👀
Good news! Whäle shark lämp 🥰
This utterly GORGEOUS. Goes to show you should just MAKE THE THING because who else would do it? This is unique and beautiful and exists because someone imagined it and then made it happen.
the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire
- icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down
- cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)
feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated
Promethean task: opposite of a Cassandraean task. You have the right information, and SOMEONE has to share it. But it’s all in the delivery and if you’re the person to identify the problem you WILL be hated forever.
Oedipal Task: (1) Attempting to avoid an unspeakably awful outcome and in doing so creating the circumstances that will bring it about.
(2) Trying to solve an problem and discovering that you are in fact the problem you are trying to solve.Odyssean task: you’ll complete it but it’ll take 20 times longer than it should and involve multiple side quests and mini-adventures
the existence of “maybe”, “perhaps”, “perchance”, and “mayhaps” suggests there should also be “maychance” and “perbe”
CAN WE MAYCHANCE NOT 😭
Perbe you should have thought about the consequences before posting a linguistic banger
Home in Suffolk, UK
Attempted murder by carpentry
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Image 1: Two tall, narrow, steep staircases converging into one point below into a doorway, picture taken from the top of it.
Image 2: Same staircases from the side.
Image 3: Tumblr tags reading “#i would say anti disability architecture but….maybe this is pro disability in the sense that it will fucking disable u”
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